1 00:00:04,270 --> 00:00:05,270 Bye. 2 00:01:15,229 --> 00:01:18,250 Come over here. 3 00:01:18,720 --> 00:01:23,280 I want to show you the sort of inspired business acumen that makes me a winner. 4 00:01:25,140 --> 00:01:26,140 Look at that. 5 00:01:28,440 --> 00:01:29,440 Goldfish. 6 00:01:29,720 --> 00:01:30,720 Goldmine, Terry. 7 00:01:30,740 --> 00:01:31,740 Goldmine. 8 00:01:31,940 --> 00:01:33,880 I would have thought sharks would be more in your line. 9 00:01:34,440 --> 00:01:35,560 Very droll, very droll. 10 00:01:35,780 --> 00:01:38,140 So what are you going to do with them? Put them in little plastic bags. 11 00:01:38,460 --> 00:01:39,460 At least you are. 12 00:01:39,760 --> 00:01:40,760 I'm what? 13 00:01:41,220 --> 00:01:44,680 Don't worry, you'll be on an earner. How big an earner? Well, that depends, 14 00:01:44,880 --> 00:01:46,620 doesn't it? I mean, there's a bit of time and motion to consider. 15 00:01:46,880 --> 00:01:47,880 Oh, time and motion. 16 00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:51,000 Well, yeah, you know, like piecework. So much a bag. I think that'll be 17 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:52,820 equitable. What are you talking about? 18 00:01:53,140 --> 00:01:54,900 Well, look, you've been to the fairground, haven't you? 19 00:01:55,220 --> 00:01:58,160 Yes, Arthur, I've been to the fairground. And you see, in some of the 20 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:01,140 they have little plastic bags with goldfish in, which they give away as 21 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:05,480 Yeah, yeah, right. Now, how do you think those fish get into those little 22 00:02:05,480 --> 00:02:06,480 plastic bags? 23 00:02:08,180 --> 00:02:10,400 Somebody puts them in the little plastic bags. 24 00:02:10,680 --> 00:02:12,360 You're quick, Terry. I'll give you that. You're quick. 25 00:02:12,740 --> 00:02:14,700 Yeah, well, I'm not going to do it. Well, someone's got to. 26 00:02:15,690 --> 00:02:16,569 Ain't going to be me. 27 00:02:16,570 --> 00:02:18,430 No, no, no, don't hurt them if that's what's worrying you. 28 00:02:18,690 --> 00:02:20,190 I mean, they've got no nervous system. 29 00:02:20,570 --> 00:02:24,170 I mean, you've never heard a trout scream when it got caught, have you? 30 00:02:24,170 --> 00:02:25,590 out, Arthur. Hang on, hang on. 31 00:02:26,210 --> 00:02:28,030 No, look, you are being unreasonable, Terry. 32 00:02:28,750 --> 00:02:30,470 You are being very unreasonable. 33 00:02:30,790 --> 00:02:34,370 Arthur, I'm not putting live goldfish into little plastic bags. Look, it's not 34 00:02:34,370 --> 00:02:37,550 cruel if that's what's worrying you. I've got this fishmonger friend and he 35 00:02:37,550 --> 00:02:41,370 me they like it being on their own. It gives them a sense of identity, a 36 00:02:41,370 --> 00:02:43,490 of tranquillity, away from the pack. 37 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:45,620 It's the crowded bowl they don't like. 38 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:48,540 I don't know where you drew them up, honest, I don't. 39 00:02:48,880 --> 00:02:52,280 I mean, one minute they're nerveless, the next minute they're all brainy and 40 00:02:52,280 --> 00:02:55,300 sensitive. No, no, no, I'm not saying that, but it's instinctive, isn't it? 41 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:56,259 all God's creatures. 42 00:02:56,260 --> 00:02:56,999 That's right. 43 00:02:57,000 --> 00:03:00,520 And I instinctively know I ain't going to do it. Look, as a personal favour for 44 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:04,640 me, Terry, it's got nothing to do with favours or wages or whether the bleeding 45 00:03:04,640 --> 00:03:06,180 fish like it or not. Well, what then? 46 00:03:06,460 --> 00:03:07,460 I ain't going to do it. 47 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:08,760 Well, why not? 48 00:03:09,520 --> 00:03:11,340 Well, it's... Well, what? 49 00:03:15,500 --> 00:03:20,200 I don't like touching... Blimey, I'm Wrigley now. I've got a thing about it. 50 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:24,980 I don't believe it. I'm caged like you, scared of touching a goldfish. 51 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:28,780 I didn't say I was scared, did I? I said I just don't like touching them. Well, 52 00:03:28,780 --> 00:03:30,140 well, well, who'd have thought it? 53 00:03:30,460 --> 00:03:31,680 Everybody's got a thing about something. 54 00:03:32,220 --> 00:03:33,600 You don't like rats. 55 00:03:33,900 --> 00:03:37,940 Nobody don't like rats. Rats are a dislike from the off. We are talking 56 00:03:37,940 --> 00:03:40,220 pet, a creature of joy and wonder to children. 57 00:03:41,040 --> 00:03:42,040 I'll see you later. 58 00:03:43,320 --> 00:03:44,320 Where are you going? 59 00:03:45,489 --> 00:03:49,450 Take this back to death. Pick up my own motor. He's way out in his den now. 60 00:03:50,090 --> 00:03:50,989 That's right. 61 00:03:50,990 --> 00:03:51,989 Hey, listen. 62 00:03:51,990 --> 00:03:53,830 Supposing I throw in a pair of rubber gloves? 63 00:03:54,750 --> 00:03:56,290 They'd probably drown, Arthur. 64 00:04:00,590 --> 00:04:01,590 Bloody ingrate! 65 00:04:09,110 --> 00:04:10,110 Yeah. 66 00:04:21,180 --> 00:04:23,180 Well, how are things with you, Harry? 67 00:04:23,520 --> 00:04:25,540 I'm fine, Arthur. And you? 68 00:04:26,380 --> 00:04:27,380 Fine, fine. 69 00:04:28,440 --> 00:04:29,840 And the family? They fine? 70 00:04:30,900 --> 00:04:31,900 Yeah, fine, fine. 71 00:04:32,040 --> 00:04:33,340 Yours? They're fine. 72 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:35,240 Oh, that's fine. 73 00:04:36,660 --> 00:04:38,320 Up to the same sort of thing these days, are you? 74 00:04:38,640 --> 00:04:39,640 Much the same. 75 00:04:39,960 --> 00:04:42,820 Expanding, as ever, you know. I never let the grass go under my feet. Harry, 76 00:04:42,820 --> 00:04:43,900 know that. Well, that's fine. 77 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:48,120 Arthur, look, I'm sorry to ring you out of the blue like this, but... 78 00:04:48,540 --> 00:04:49,880 I wonder if we could arrange a meet. 79 00:04:50,260 --> 00:04:53,940 I've got a little problem I was hoping you might help me sort out. Oh, always 80 00:04:53,940 --> 00:04:55,320 ready to help a friend, Harry, you know that? 81 00:04:56,100 --> 00:05:00,360 Um, business, is it? Well, I'll explain that when I see you. 82 00:05:01,440 --> 00:05:03,080 What about this afternoon, say 2 .30? 83 00:05:03,340 --> 00:05:04,340 No trouble. Where? 84 00:05:05,060 --> 00:05:08,380 Well, I'm at my golf club at the moment, the Melrose. Oh, yeah, yeah, I know it 85 00:05:08,380 --> 00:05:09,379 well. 86 00:05:09,380 --> 00:05:12,180 Oh. Well, maybe you could have a round. 87 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:14,080 Why don't we have several? 88 00:05:14,520 --> 00:05:16,320 Several? Yeah, I'd like a drink. 89 00:05:16,940 --> 00:05:18,800 I was talking about a round of golf, Arthur. 90 00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:20,080 Oh, golf. 91 00:05:21,240 --> 00:05:22,240 Golf. 92 00:05:22,360 --> 00:05:23,360 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 93 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:26,320 Right, well, I'll see you this afternoon in the clubhouse, 2 .30. Yeah, I'll be 94 00:05:26,320 --> 00:05:27,320 there. Fine. 95 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:33,800 No, no, I'll be there. 96 00:05:34,320 --> 00:05:35,320 Yeah. 97 00:05:35,620 --> 00:05:39,040 Look. Yeah, I know I said yesterday. The guinea didn't bring the tyre until last 98 00:05:39,040 --> 00:05:40,040 night. 99 00:05:40,160 --> 00:05:40,999 Yeah, right. 100 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:42,000 Well, trust me. 101 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:43,360 Yeah, all right. 102 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:44,480 I'll see you in a bit. 103 00:05:44,940 --> 00:05:45,940 Ta -ra. Ta -ra. 104 00:05:46,380 --> 00:05:49,700 Yeah, I know I promised Terry, but the mechanic's left me. 105 00:05:50,080 --> 00:05:52,960 He's met some rich puffer who's into rough trade and he's gone off, haven't 106 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:56,000 I'm up to a year old. It's been a bleeding week now, hasn't it? Every 107 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:57,000 tomorrow. Well, 108 00:05:57,980 --> 00:05:59,840 trust me, Terry, it will be ready tomorrow. 109 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:03,180 You said that yesterday and the day before that and the day before that. 110 00:06:03,180 --> 00:06:04,220 haven't broken the promise then, have I? 111 00:06:04,940 --> 00:06:07,760 Look, Terry, you don't want a botched, rushed job, do you? 112 00:06:08,340 --> 00:06:10,680 We may take our time here, but that's because we care. 113 00:06:11,340 --> 00:06:14,800 A satisfied customer is more important to me than money, Terry. I'm sorry, but 114 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:17,100 that's the way I am. Turn it in, will you? You're talking to me. 115 00:06:17,440 --> 00:06:19,960 Come on, dear, you sound like Arthur. Are you going to fix this or what? 116 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:23,620 I only wish I could find the time, Terry. The thing is, I've got this 117 00:06:23,700 --> 00:06:26,140 and there's this bloke I'm supposed to deliver another motor to. 118 00:06:26,840 --> 00:06:27,779 Terrific, isn't it? 119 00:06:27,780 --> 00:06:29,620 Tell you what, we could do each other a favour. 120 00:06:30,220 --> 00:06:33,940 You deliver the motor for me, I go to my meeting, then I'll come back here and 121 00:06:33,940 --> 00:06:34,940 fix your motor for you. 122 00:06:35,260 --> 00:06:36,260 How's that sound? 123 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:37,480 Definitely suspect. 124 00:06:37,580 --> 00:06:38,580 You'll be on a drink. 125 00:06:38,680 --> 00:06:41,660 Ten percent of my two -fifty. Twenty -five quid for a drive. It can't be bad, 126 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:42,760 can it? 127 00:06:43,180 --> 00:06:44,180 Yeah, all right, all right. 128 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:49,340 Where is it? It's that motor over there. 129 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:51,040 Hey, have you got the keys for the Newton? 130 00:06:51,280 --> 00:06:53,720 I left them in the... You berk, it'll get nicked. 131 00:06:55,880 --> 00:06:56,880 What about the dough? 132 00:06:57,240 --> 00:06:58,240 Oh, cash on delivery. 133 00:06:58,580 --> 00:07:01,660 No, you get from him what he owes me, and take your bit from that. 134 00:07:02,040 --> 00:07:04,920 That way you're sure of getting your money. I prefer it up front. 135 00:07:05,260 --> 00:07:07,200 Don't be such a worried gus. It'll be there. 136 00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:09,139 Where is it? 137 00:07:09,140 --> 00:07:12,860 Well, you know that multi -storey car park off Malmere Road? Ground level 138 00:07:12,860 --> 00:07:13,860 will meet you there. 139 00:07:13,980 --> 00:07:16,740 Funny place to deliver a motor, innit? Well, he works just across the road. 140 00:07:16,820 --> 00:07:17,820 That's where he parks it. 141 00:07:18,580 --> 00:07:19,580 All right, then. 142 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:21,420 And as soon as I get back, I'll sort yours out. 143 00:07:21,660 --> 00:07:22,660 Just see you do, eh? 144 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:26,020 Smart outfit, Arthur. 145 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:27,280 Oh, thank you, Harry. 146 00:07:27,540 --> 00:07:30,680 I always say you respect the occasion, the occasion will respect you. 147 00:07:31,600 --> 00:07:33,080 Right, do you want a tea off, or should I? 148 00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:35,060 Either way, Harry, either way. 149 00:07:35,640 --> 00:07:36,840 Have you played this course before? 150 00:07:38,760 --> 00:07:40,600 Not for a long time, no. 151 00:07:41,480 --> 00:07:42,480 Right, well, I'll tee off. 152 00:07:42,900 --> 00:07:44,360 Give you some idea of the line, all right? 153 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:47,960 Oh, what's your handicap? 154 00:07:50,060 --> 00:07:52,560 There's nothing wrong with me, Harry. I'm in fine shape, I tell you. 155 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:55,340 Your golf handicap, I'll tell you. Oh, golf handicap. 156 00:07:55,840 --> 00:07:57,320 Same as yours, Harry. 157 00:08:09,580 --> 00:08:10,580 Right, off we go. 158 00:08:19,460 --> 00:08:20,460 Oops. 159 00:08:22,720 --> 00:08:24,240 There's something wrong with the tea, I think, Harry. 160 00:08:25,700 --> 00:08:26,760 It's, uh, not flat. 161 00:08:28,500 --> 00:08:29,640 Oh, there we are. 162 00:08:45,040 --> 00:08:47,000 Is it Dogleg the first, Harry, yes? 163 00:08:47,580 --> 00:08:49,160 No, Robert, it's straight up the middle. 164 00:10:05,320 --> 00:10:09,500 The thing is, Arthur, that the look I normally employ is on a week's holiday. 165 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:13,420 Say no more, Harry, say no more. I've got just the man you want in my employ. 166 00:10:13,660 --> 00:10:16,480 Young Terry McCann, big strong lad. Turn his hand to anything. 167 00:10:17,360 --> 00:10:18,580 Well, almost anything. 168 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:21,680 Of course, you know that Lady Margaret sits as a magistrate. 169 00:10:21,900 --> 00:10:22,900 No. 170 00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:26,220 I never miss the court reports in the local newspaper for that very reason. 171 00:10:26,700 --> 00:10:29,960 I was saying to Ernie Dawes the other day, I said, I see Lady Margaret's been 172 00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:32,260 merciful to some misguided wrongdoer again, I said. 173 00:10:32,520 --> 00:10:34,040 That's very kind of you to say so, Arthur. 174 00:10:35,780 --> 00:10:39,160 And, yes, she is a special kind of person, especially to me. 175 00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:41,640 A wonderfully warm human being. 176 00:10:41,840 --> 00:10:46,040 And I can relate to that. I mean, if it's in your nature to give Elpinand the 177 00:10:46,040 --> 00:10:49,400 poor rejects of life's rich tapestry, well, that is the way you are. 178 00:10:50,060 --> 00:10:51,360 But I do take your point. 179 00:10:51,720 --> 00:10:52,720 You do? 180 00:10:53,540 --> 00:10:57,020 Well, I can see there must be occasions when she has to wield the sword of 181 00:10:57,020 --> 00:11:00,760 justice and send some wicked malefactor to the nick, one who might harbour 182 00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:01,760 thoughts of revenge. 183 00:11:04,560 --> 00:11:06,060 I don't quite follow you, Arthur. 184 00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:11,840 Oh, revenge against the instrument of justice that sent him there. In this 185 00:11:11,860 --> 00:11:12,860 your good lady wife. 186 00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:17,620 Well, I didn't, um... Well, of course, that's the sort of thing that could be a 187 00:11:17,620 --> 00:11:20,760 possibility. Which is why you want to hire my man, to mind her. 188 00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:22,180 Well, yes. 189 00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:25,680 In a way, yes. But it's a little bit more complicated than that. 190 00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:27,400 Oh? 191 00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:31,480 Who are you? 192 00:11:31,780 --> 00:11:32,780 Who are you? 193 00:11:33,070 --> 00:11:34,070 You a friend of Des? 194 00:11:34,730 --> 00:11:36,310 You'd have got to deliver something, too. 195 00:11:36,670 --> 00:11:38,630 No, he's supposed to, but you're sitting in it. 196 00:11:39,390 --> 00:11:40,890 Yeah, well, that's got that sorted out, hasn't it? 197 00:11:42,370 --> 00:11:44,110 No, he's busy, so he asked me to do it. 198 00:11:44,410 --> 00:11:45,409 Oh, right. 199 00:11:45,410 --> 00:11:46,209 Tell him. 200 00:11:46,210 --> 00:11:47,189 No, hold on. 201 00:11:47,190 --> 00:11:49,250 He said something about 250 quid. 202 00:11:49,630 --> 00:11:50,630 Oh, did he now? 203 00:11:50,910 --> 00:11:52,850 Cash on delivery was the term he used, yeah. 204 00:11:53,270 --> 00:11:54,590 That wasn't our arrangement, squad. 205 00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:58,990 Hold on, look. I'm getting a pony for delivering this, right? 206 00:11:59,770 --> 00:12:02,470 If I don't get my bit of wedge, this goes back to where it came from. 207 00:12:04,840 --> 00:12:07,440 I mean, whatever arrangements you have with Des, that's between you and him, 208 00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:08,500 isn't it? 209 00:12:10,060 --> 00:12:11,060 Smash him. 210 00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:16,760 Sir? 211 00:12:18,300 --> 00:12:23,100 Well, that certainly is a problem, Harry. But of course, it's just 212 00:12:24,340 --> 00:12:27,080 I can rely on your discretion. 213 00:12:27,440 --> 00:12:29,000 I'm surprised you have to ask that. 214 00:12:29,380 --> 00:12:30,900 I'm sorry, Arthur. I'm sure you understand. 215 00:12:31,700 --> 00:12:34,080 Our position, my business. 216 00:12:34,730 --> 00:12:38,790 A thing like that, you know. Say no more, Harry. Say no more. We are men of 217 00:12:38,790 --> 00:12:41,070 world. We understand these things where others might not. 218 00:12:41,430 --> 00:12:44,490 As far as discretion's concerned, I've forgotten what you told me already. 219 00:12:44,750 --> 00:12:45,750 Good. 220 00:12:47,570 --> 00:12:48,570 You done it? 221 00:12:48,970 --> 00:12:51,050 Of course I've done it. A promise is a promise. 222 00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:53,370 Right. Oh, did you deliver that car all right? 223 00:12:53,730 --> 00:12:55,990 Yeah, that's all right, yeah. How much do I owe you? Let's see. 224 00:12:56,190 --> 00:12:58,870 Labour, spare parts, personal service. 225 00:12:59,450 --> 00:13:00,550 Call it 25 quid. 226 00:13:01,490 --> 00:13:03,610 It's a coincidence, isn't it? What's the coincidence, Terry? 227 00:13:04,940 --> 00:13:05,879 Never mind. 228 00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:06,880 Twenty -five. 229 00:13:07,260 --> 00:13:08,560 You don't want a receipt, do you? 230 00:13:12,140 --> 00:13:13,140 Just a minute. 231 00:13:14,260 --> 00:13:15,260 Haven't you forgotten something? 232 00:13:16,300 --> 00:13:17,300 No, I don't think so. 233 00:13:17,560 --> 00:13:20,040 The two and a quarter from the punter you delivered the car to. 234 00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:23,280 That, no, no. He said you had a different arrangement, and I figured it 235 00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:24,280 my place to argue. 236 00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:26,160 Bad payer, is it? 237 00:13:26,540 --> 00:13:29,680 What you need's a good debt collector. Now, with 25%, I'm your man. 238 00:13:30,860 --> 00:13:32,140 By the way, your big end's going. 239 00:13:33,670 --> 00:13:37,270 Now, all you have to do, you see, is just half -fill one of these bags with 240 00:13:37,270 --> 00:13:38,270 water. 241 00:13:38,710 --> 00:13:39,710 Like that. 242 00:13:41,950 --> 00:13:46,990 And then you just... Well, you just take one of the fish, pop it in the bag, and 243 00:13:46,990 --> 00:13:49,450 then take one of these pins, tack it up on that board. 244 00:13:49,890 --> 00:13:50,890 Dead easy. 245 00:13:51,950 --> 00:13:53,590 Why didn't you pick a fish out, Harper? 246 00:13:53,890 --> 00:13:54,809 Allergy, Stevie. 247 00:13:54,810 --> 00:13:58,050 Allergy. If any part of my body is touched by a naked fish, bang. 248 00:13:58,270 --> 00:13:59,270 All down my left side. 249 00:13:59,450 --> 00:14:00,450 Very uncomfortable. 250 00:14:00,530 --> 00:14:01,610 Won't go away for three weeks. 251 00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:05,700 Yeah, well, I'll give it a try. Shh! 252 00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:08,580 Steve. 253 00:14:08,980 --> 00:14:10,280 Yeah, well, I'll give it a try. 254 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:13,380 And how many do you want? Well, let's say 100 to start with, eh? 255 00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:16,100 At what, 10p apiece? Oh, that's a tenner. 256 00:14:16,700 --> 00:14:17,740 Shouldn't take you more than half an hour. 257 00:14:18,180 --> 00:14:19,940 Look, say 200 to be going on with. 258 00:14:20,820 --> 00:14:21,820 Do me, Arthur. 259 00:14:21,840 --> 00:14:22,840 Good, good. Here you are. 260 00:14:23,100 --> 00:14:25,980 When you've completed that, we'll talk about the second phase of the operation, 261 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:27,200 OK? 262 00:14:34,060 --> 00:14:37,160 Any you find floating on the top, read them there. I can claim on insurance. 263 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:45,580 It's six o 'clock. This is Dickie Arbiter. 264 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:49,860 In an armed raid on a post office security van today, robbers got away 265 00:14:49,860 --> 00:14:53,700 mailbags containing registered mail believed to contain in the region of 10 266 00:14:53,700 --> 00:15:00,400 pounds. The getaway car, a blue Ford Cortina DYR206V, was later discovered 267 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,120 not far away in Vickers Road. 268 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:04,980 Police were quickly on the scene, but the robbers had disappeared. 269 00:15:05,300 --> 00:15:06,780 Police are appealing for witnesses. 270 00:15:24,660 --> 00:15:27,720 Where were you last night and this morning? Just a minute, Terry. I don't 271 00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:30,480 the young lady I was with would care for me to discuss the details with you. 272 00:15:30,620 --> 00:15:32,780 Don't give me any of that crap you've been keeping out of my way. 273 00:15:32,980 --> 00:15:35,500 Well, why would I do that? Your motor's running all right, isn't it? It's not my 274 00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:38,500 motor I'm worried about. That was a right diabolical stroke you pulled on 275 00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:40,620 Stroke? I don't know what you're talking about. 276 00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:43,220 I'm going to lose my temper in a minute. Just a minute, Terry. No need for 277 00:15:43,220 --> 00:15:45,060 violence. I think I know what you're on about. 278 00:15:45,280 --> 00:15:48,140 And I know you'll believe me when I tell you I had no idea that car was being 279 00:15:48,140 --> 00:15:48,939 used for the robbery. 280 00:15:48,940 --> 00:15:52,240 It was a ringer and you bloody wrung it. Terry, I swear to you, the plate on 281 00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:55,100 that car was the same as when I received it. First time I knew about it was when 282 00:15:55,100 --> 00:15:58,220 I read it in the papers this morning. You're a liar. There you are. I've been 283 00:15:58,220 --> 00:16:01,580 looking all over for you. Why are you holding Dez like that? So I can give him 284 00:16:01,580 --> 00:16:02,239 good hiding. 285 00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:02,859 Oh, yeah? 286 00:16:02,860 --> 00:16:04,900 Terry, come on now. There's no need to take that attitude. 287 00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:07,220 You must think I'm a right mug standing by this. 288 00:16:07,710 --> 00:16:09,350 I mean, my dabs would be all over that motor. 289 00:16:09,570 --> 00:16:10,750 Dabs? Dabs? What are you on about? 290 00:16:12,410 --> 00:16:15,670 This slippery little bastard conned me into delivering a motor, and guess what? 291 00:16:15,970 --> 00:16:18,350 It was a ringer, and it was used in a robbery yesterday. 292 00:16:18,670 --> 00:16:19,710 Not the mailbag thing. 293 00:16:20,070 --> 00:16:21,990 Exactly, and my fingerprints would be all over it. 294 00:16:22,250 --> 00:16:23,650 Des, that wasn't very nice. 295 00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:26,030 Well, I don't want to be nice, Arthur. I just want to be rich. 296 00:16:26,230 --> 00:16:27,990 You want to be... A joke, a joke, Terry. 297 00:16:28,310 --> 00:16:30,030 Arthur, tell him, would I do a thing like that? 298 00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:31,250 Probably. 299 00:16:31,489 --> 00:16:33,290 Ah, don't play silly, Booker. This is serious. 300 00:16:33,690 --> 00:16:36,350 Bloody right it's serious. Yeah, yeah, we're all right, Terrence, but what are 301 00:16:36,350 --> 00:16:37,350 you going to do about it? 302 00:16:38,430 --> 00:16:39,430 Simple. 303 00:16:39,470 --> 00:16:42,010 I'm going to go down to local Nick and tell him how I happen to be in that 304 00:16:42,010 --> 00:16:43,130 motor. No, no. 305 00:16:44,290 --> 00:16:45,029 Why not? 306 00:16:45,030 --> 00:16:46,430 Because you'll be dressing on a friend. 307 00:16:46,850 --> 00:16:50,770 Friend? If you're a friend, good helps if someone don't like me. Yeah, yeah, 308 00:16:50,770 --> 00:16:52,810 you will be grassing, Terry, and you are not a grass. 309 00:16:53,150 --> 00:16:54,150 I don't believe this. 310 00:16:55,500 --> 00:16:58,740 Do you mean I've got to look forward to 15 years' purchase so he can earn a poxy 311 00:16:58,740 --> 00:16:59,679 two and a half hundred? 312 00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:02,140 Well, two and a quarter, Terry. That was your commission. Don't forget that. 313 00:17:02,660 --> 00:17:03,980 Oh, my God. This is unreal. 314 00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:07,099 Arthur, I swear on my mother's life. She's dead. 315 00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:09,780 Well, I still swear. I had nothing to do with it. I didn't know anything about 316 00:17:09,780 --> 00:17:13,260 it. He was a passing punter. He asked me to fix the engine, then he ruled me up 317 00:17:13,260 --> 00:17:15,599 and asked me to deliver it. He said his name was Smith. 318 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:17,859 Smith? Well, actually, he said his name was Smith. 319 00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:20,000 Well, that's all you need to tell the old Bill, then, isn't it? 320 00:17:20,359 --> 00:17:23,060 Don't be ridiculous, Terry. Who'd believe a story like that? 321 00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:24,680 I'm supposed to. 322 00:17:25,360 --> 00:17:27,720 Well, not the coppers. You know what a distrusting lot they are. 323 00:17:28,099 --> 00:17:30,300 I don't know what you're worrying about. They'll have rubbed the prints off 324 00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:31,960 anyway. They weren't a professional mob. 325 00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:33,260 They were bound to have worn gloves. 326 00:17:34,360 --> 00:17:36,960 Yeah, all right, they were wearing gloves. I should have known when I saw 327 00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:38,400 with them on. Yeah, yeah, he's right, Terry. 328 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:41,460 I mean, they've only touched anything you didn't touch, unless you crawled all 329 00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:42,460 over it. 330 00:17:42,980 --> 00:17:46,620 No, I just, I suppose I just touched the door and a bit of the controls. 331 00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:47,860 Well, there you are. The radio. 332 00:17:48,900 --> 00:17:50,860 which incidentally was tuned into a police frequency. 333 00:17:51,140 --> 00:17:54,060 Well, I don't know anything about that. The engine was all I fixed. Well, you 334 00:17:54,060 --> 00:17:56,020 see, they'll have turned it back, rubbed your dabs off. 335 00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:57,780 Bit of luck, you'll be all right. 336 00:17:58,180 --> 00:17:59,119 Bit of luck? 337 00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:02,380 Yeah, look, if the worst comes to the worst, you can say you were with me. 338 00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:04,200 Wait a minute, you must have been somewhere. 339 00:18:04,520 --> 00:18:05,520 So you've got an alibi. 340 00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:07,840 Well, no, I haven't. I was on my own when it all went off. 341 00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:09,080 All right, you was with me. 342 00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:10,239 Out of Winchester. 343 00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:12,460 We get Dave to support me. You've got nothing to worry about. 344 00:18:12,700 --> 00:18:13,679 He's right, Terry. 345 00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:15,560 Anyway, we've got more important things to discuss. 346 00:18:15,780 --> 00:18:18,080 More important than getting me collar felt for a blag I didn't do. 347 00:18:18,820 --> 00:18:19,820 Work. 348 00:18:20,980 --> 00:18:22,260 And I'll see you again, Arnold. 349 00:18:23,900 --> 00:18:24,900 Work, Terry. 350 00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:26,860 Lucrative and very simple. 351 00:18:28,260 --> 00:18:31,500 Not those bleeding goldfish. No, no, no, not the goldfish. And there is nothing 352 00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:33,420 wrong with a goldfish. You can be a good friend. 353 00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:35,260 Loyal. Trusting. 354 00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:36,720 Quiet. 355 00:18:37,070 --> 00:18:39,610 The nice thing about them is if they start to give you any hump, you can 356 00:18:39,610 --> 00:18:40,610 flush them down the toilet. 357 00:18:41,230 --> 00:18:42,230 Come on. 358 00:18:44,970 --> 00:18:45,970 No, don't do that. 359 00:18:50,790 --> 00:18:53,470 Yeah, he was a mate of mine when we both started out on Life's Rich Adventure. 360 00:18:54,070 --> 00:18:55,890 And, like me, he's done very well for himself. 361 00:18:56,810 --> 00:18:58,870 Builder. You know, office blocks, that sort of thing. 362 00:18:59,830 --> 00:19:00,830 Millionaire, I shouldn't wonder. 363 00:19:01,170 --> 00:19:02,770 And he's married into the aristocracy. 364 00:19:03,590 --> 00:19:05,810 Lady Margaret Thompson, that's who you'll be looking after. 365 00:19:06,820 --> 00:19:07,820 Bit of class, Terry. 366 00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:09,720 She a mate and all? 367 00:19:10,220 --> 00:19:12,660 Um, well, no, no, we haven't actually met. 368 00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:14,200 Oh. 369 00:19:14,460 --> 00:19:16,980 But she is gently, Terry, so you watch your manners. 370 00:19:18,100 --> 00:19:20,500 Yeah, I'll try and remember to tuck me forelock now and then. 371 00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:22,380 What am I looking after her for, anyway? 372 00:19:22,820 --> 00:19:24,560 Well, she's a magistrate. 373 00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:28,000 A magistrate? Well, that don't make no difference, do it? 374 00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:32,440 Well, there is a chance I may have appeared before on some distant 375 00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:34,960 no, no chance of that. She's only been doing it for about two years. 376 00:19:35,690 --> 00:19:37,910 And with your whack, 20 quid a day, you should complain. 377 00:19:38,910 --> 00:19:41,270 But what are you on a date? Me? Nothing. 378 00:19:42,470 --> 00:19:44,570 The man's a friend, Terry. I couldn't strive him. 379 00:19:46,430 --> 00:19:48,870 Well, you're a small commission, you know, nothing more. 380 00:19:49,850 --> 00:19:50,990 Don't amount to a drink. 381 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:52,190 Blah. 382 00:19:54,170 --> 00:19:57,940 Anyway. It'll be a doddle. All you've got to do is be around during the day. 383 00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,000 Perhaps do the odd job. 384 00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:00,760 Drive her about if she wants to go somewhere. 385 00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:03,280 Escort her shopping, carry her bags, that sort of thing. 386 00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:04,459 Sounds exciting. 387 00:20:04,460 --> 00:20:05,460 How long's it for? 388 00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:08,040 Oh, no more than a week. Two of the other geezers are back. 389 00:20:08,520 --> 00:20:10,400 And you don't have to start until Monday. 390 00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:18,600 Harry? Hello, Arthur. 391 00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:22,580 Listen to the boy I was telling you about, Harry. Sound as they come. Terry? 392 00:20:22,660 --> 00:20:23,740 Thompson. Hello, Terry. 393 00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:25,240 Mr. Thompson? 394 00:20:25,340 --> 00:20:28,000 Well, I'm sorry to inconvenience you like this, Terry. 395 00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:31,180 I must say, you look capable enough. Oh, he is, he is, Harry. 396 00:20:31,820 --> 00:20:36,040 I suppose Arthur's told you what your duties will be. More or less, yeah. 397 00:20:36,620 --> 00:20:37,660 The shopping and everything. 398 00:20:37,940 --> 00:20:39,940 Don't worry, Harry, I've told him the full SP. 399 00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:42,660 And Terry is totally trustworthy and discreet. 400 00:20:43,140 --> 00:20:46,760 Well, I won't be around on Monday myself, but I'll inform Lady Margaret to 401 00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:50,320 expect me. I will personally accompany him to introduce myself. 402 00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:51,639 All right, you know. 403 00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:55,940 Yeah, well, as you will. Just wait in the car a minute, will you, Terry? I 404 00:20:55,940 --> 00:20:57,140 to get the address for you, Harry. 405 00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:02,020 Harry, about the fee, there'll be some upfront expenses, you know. 406 00:21:02,260 --> 00:21:03,780 Yeah, of course, how much are you expecting? 407 00:21:04,380 --> 00:21:08,220 Well, it's 50 quid a day, say 200 now, and the rest when the job's done. 408 00:21:08,420 --> 00:21:11,340 Yeah, that's all right. Come in, I'll give you a cheque. No, no, no, no, no. 409 00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:12,800 Cash, if you could, Harry. 410 00:21:13,260 --> 00:21:14,360 Haven't changed, have you, Arthur? 411 00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:20,480 It's Tottenham. It is not Tottenham. You'll be in a modern transit, not ride 412 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:21,480 Lawson car. 413 00:21:21,550 --> 00:21:24,770 You'll be handing out lavish gifts, pets to treasure for years. 414 00:21:25,170 --> 00:21:27,010 You'll be Father Christmas every day. 415 00:21:27,270 --> 00:21:30,610 There's more to life than nicking a few quid, Stevie. Take it from me. 416 00:21:31,070 --> 00:21:32,890 I'm beginning to think I am, Arthur. 417 00:21:33,510 --> 00:21:36,830 Respectable housing estate's your best bet. There's a lot of your latchkey kids 418 00:21:36,830 --> 00:21:40,110 about, know what I mean? And remember, don't let those little bastards palm you 419 00:21:40,110 --> 00:21:41,110 off with no rubbish. 420 00:21:41,230 --> 00:21:43,230 Quality second -hand clothes is what I'm after. 421 00:21:43,650 --> 00:21:44,650 Old cloak for fish. 422 00:21:47,990 --> 00:21:49,510 Old cloak for fish. 423 00:21:50,500 --> 00:21:51,860 Old clothes for fish! 424 00:21:53,180 --> 00:21:54,580 Old clothes for fish! 425 00:21:55,220 --> 00:21:56,460 Simple psychology, isn't it? 426 00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:59,980 Psychology? Yeah, well, kids love goldfish, don't they? 427 00:22:00,260 --> 00:22:02,620 And they'll soon learn they've got to come up with some good clobber if they 428 00:22:02,620 --> 00:22:05,820 want one, which I then sell in a second -hand clothes shop, which I've just 429 00:22:05,820 --> 00:22:06,820 bought an interest in. 430 00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:10,340 The fish only sent me back 15p a go. That includes packaging and water. 431 00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:13,860 That's a bit strong, Arthur. You're exploiting them kids. 432 00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:18,460 No, no, no, no, not exploitation. No, no, no. No, the kids will be happy, and 433 00:22:18,460 --> 00:22:19,359 I'll be happy. 434 00:22:19,360 --> 00:22:20,360 That's not exploitation. 435 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:21,640 That's business. 436 00:22:21,860 --> 00:22:22,980 Would you like one, Dave? 437 00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:24,879 No, thanks. 438 00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:25,880 I've got a cab. 439 00:22:56,650 --> 00:22:58,090 So that's all right about Terry, then, eh? 440 00:23:00,130 --> 00:23:01,870 OK. He was in here with you. 441 00:23:02,110 --> 00:23:05,430 It won't come to anything, I'm sure. Oh, bloody hell! What the bloody hell's 442 00:23:05,430 --> 00:23:06,430 happening? 443 00:23:07,870 --> 00:23:08,870 What's all this about? 444 00:23:10,790 --> 00:23:13,930 Terry, Terry, I never would have thought it of you. 445 00:23:15,690 --> 00:23:16,810 All right, all right. 446 00:23:19,470 --> 00:23:21,290 Bang to rights, I'm afraid, Terry. 447 00:23:21,530 --> 00:23:24,910 Do leave off. I had nothing to do with it. You know that ain't my game. 448 00:23:25,450 --> 00:23:27,430 I don't know anything of the sort, do I, Terry? 449 00:23:30,630 --> 00:23:33,830 You got formed for violence, you're mixed with a lot of villains. 450 00:23:34,090 --> 00:23:37,670 I was down in Winchester when it happened. How do you know when it 451 00:23:38,190 --> 00:23:39,270 I heard it on the radio. 452 00:23:39,490 --> 00:23:41,570 Oh, I see, and you just happened to remember the time. 453 00:23:41,910 --> 00:23:42,970 Yeah, and it was in the papers. 454 00:23:43,630 --> 00:23:47,510 Terry, we've got your prints on one of the getaway cars. How are you going to 455 00:23:47,510 --> 00:23:48,910 explain that? I don't know. 456 00:23:49,950 --> 00:23:52,650 God, look, I'm in and out of loads of different motors, aren't I? Especially 457 00:23:52,650 --> 00:23:53,850 since mine's been in dock. 458 00:23:54,130 --> 00:23:55,130 OK. 459 00:23:55,330 --> 00:23:57,090 So who do you know with a blue Cortina? 460 00:23:59,470 --> 00:24:02,070 Well, I've found I can't think of anyone. 461 00:24:02,670 --> 00:24:05,410 I mean, you don't remember all the cars you've been given a lift in, do you? 462 00:24:05,570 --> 00:24:08,750 Well, then you'll just have to make a list of every person you've had a lift 463 00:24:08,750 --> 00:24:11,550 with in the last couple of years. Oh, I can't remember them all. Then you're in 464 00:24:11,550 --> 00:24:13,110 serious trouble, my son. 465 00:24:13,390 --> 00:24:16,250 Look, all you've got to do is check with Arthur Daly and David of Winchester. 466 00:24:16,450 --> 00:24:17,490 Oh, I intend to. 467 00:24:18,010 --> 00:24:19,510 I intend to, Terry. 468 00:24:21,110 --> 00:24:23,930 I don't know, Mr Chisholm. Tuesday afternoon, you say? 469 00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:26,180 Between four and five o 'clock. 470 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:30,260 Dave, I wasn't in here at that time on Tuesday afternoon, was I? 471 00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:32,440 Yeah, you were, Arthur. 472 00:24:32,660 --> 00:24:36,800 Don't you remember? It was like me, you and Terry, we were standing right there 473 00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:38,720 discussing exchange and market. 474 00:24:39,340 --> 00:24:41,240 A special reference to goldfish. 475 00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:45,920 Oh, yes, yes, you're quite correct, Dave, yes. Yes, I was with Terry all 476 00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:49,260 afternoon. His motor was in dock and I was running him around, you know. 477 00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:53,320 I didn't ask you where Terry was all afternoon, so why mention it? 478 00:24:53,780 --> 00:24:56,500 Well, Dave mentioned Terry, and I just remembered I was with him. 479 00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:58,600 Is it Terry you're interested in, Sarge? 480 00:24:59,100 --> 00:25:00,640 He's not in any trouble, is he, Mr Chisholm? 481 00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:04,140 I think it's only right you should tell me if he is. He may need a lawyer. 482 00:25:05,180 --> 00:25:07,140 I have a very special affection for that boy. 483 00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:09,020 As you know, he's an innocent at heart. 484 00:25:09,360 --> 00:25:10,960 I wouldn't like to see him get into any trouble. 485 00:25:12,100 --> 00:25:13,100 Exactly, Arthur. 486 00:25:14,500 --> 00:25:15,500 What do you mean? 487 00:25:24,330 --> 00:25:25,249 What do you think? 488 00:25:25,250 --> 00:25:26,250 Hard to say, Gove. 489 00:25:26,570 --> 00:25:27,570 Could be right, I suppose. 490 00:25:28,470 --> 00:25:32,050 Except Judas Iscariot is the epitome of truth and honesty compared to Arthur 491 00:25:32,050 --> 00:25:34,510 Daly. Well, that print was on the outside of the motor, Gove. 492 00:25:34,790 --> 00:25:36,030 That wouldn't stand up in court. 493 00:25:36,470 --> 00:25:38,950 Anyone can put their hand on a motor just in passing, can't they? 494 00:25:42,830 --> 00:25:43,789 What'd I tell you? 495 00:25:43,790 --> 00:25:44,790 No trouble. 496 00:25:44,810 --> 00:25:46,110 No trouble at all. 497 00:25:46,570 --> 00:25:48,030 The geezer still thinks I'm involved. 498 00:25:48,370 --> 00:25:50,910 Look, you're on the street, you've got your liberty, and that is down to me, 499 00:25:50,950 --> 00:25:52,470 don't you forget it. A friend in need. 500 00:25:53,050 --> 00:25:56,370 I've lost nearly two days of my liberty dubbed up in there, being got at by 501 00:25:56,370 --> 00:25:57,370 Chisholm, and what for? 502 00:25:57,610 --> 00:25:58,970 To keep Dez out of it. 503 00:25:59,610 --> 00:26:02,690 So just don't talk to me about friends in need, all right? Mr. Daly. 504 00:26:03,030 --> 00:26:04,470 Mr. Daly, what about my fee? 505 00:26:04,750 --> 00:26:09,130 Your what? My 100 guineas. 100 guineas? Well, just for showing your face. It's a 506 00:26:09,130 --> 00:26:12,090 bit strong, isn't it? And negotiating Mr. McCann's release, cheap at half the 507 00:26:12,090 --> 00:26:13,090 price, I should have thought. 508 00:26:13,330 --> 00:26:15,470 Yeah, you're right. I'll see you get half the price. 509 00:26:16,110 --> 00:26:17,870 At least the dog responsible will. 510 00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:22,060 Terry, if I had the money, you could have it. But I haven't got it at the 511 00:26:22,060 --> 00:26:23,060 moment, honestly. 512 00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:24,740 Des, I'm trying to be nice. 513 00:26:25,100 --> 00:26:28,000 Now, if you were able to contact Mr Smith and recover my two and a quarter, 514 00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:30,120 which you should have got in the first place, you could have it, willingly. 515 00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:32,700 One of these days, I'm going to smack you right in the mouth. All right. 516 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,040 Now, just pay the man. 517 00:26:38,580 --> 00:26:39,720 Sorry about it, Mr Knight. 518 00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:42,320 100 guineas. 519 00:26:43,180 --> 00:26:44,180 50. 520 00:26:45,980 --> 00:26:47,240 And could I have a receipt, please? 521 00:26:52,140 --> 00:26:54,480 Now, Terry, remember what I said. Best behaviour, right? 522 00:26:54,980 --> 00:26:58,600 Now, look, if she wants to go anywhere, you go with her. You accompany her, even 523 00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:01,600 if it's just shopping or something like that. And the rest of the time, be about 524 00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:04,540 the place, do the odd job, you know. All right, all right. I come from good 525 00:27:04,540 --> 00:27:07,540 peasant stock. I know my position in life. There is no need for that 526 00:27:07,700 --> 00:27:10,840 Terry. It's just that, generally, we're different from the likes of you and, 527 00:27:10,860 --> 00:27:14,540 well, from the likes of you. Say that again, can't you? Born into money and 528 00:27:14,540 --> 00:27:17,340 privilege, living off the backs of the likes of me. And it's people like you 529 00:27:17,340 --> 00:27:20,060 that keep them there. Terry, remember where you are. 530 00:27:20,650 --> 00:27:22,670 Good God, Arad is only just round the corner. 531 00:27:30,610 --> 00:27:31,610 I'm shocked, Terry. 532 00:27:31,930 --> 00:27:32,930 Truly shocked. 533 00:27:32,950 --> 00:27:35,510 That is the kind of thinking that undermines our great nation. 534 00:27:35,870 --> 00:27:37,490 I don't know where you get such ideas from. 535 00:27:37,890 --> 00:27:39,530 I thought you only read the sports pages. 536 00:27:40,490 --> 00:27:41,510 Come on, ring the bell. 537 00:27:44,710 --> 00:27:47,130 Mustn't keep Lady Margaret Thompson waiting, must we? 538 00:27:47,490 --> 00:27:48,830 Why couldn't you wear a tie? 539 00:27:50,510 --> 00:27:53,150 Maybe we ought to prostrate ourselves on the front doorstep. 540 00:27:54,130 --> 00:27:55,350 Stand up straight. 541 00:27:56,470 --> 00:27:58,150 Shouldn't we use the tradesman's entrance? 542 00:28:05,190 --> 00:28:06,630 Lady Margaret Thompson? 543 00:28:07,090 --> 00:28:08,090 Yes. 544 00:28:25,930 --> 00:28:28,950 You don't mind waiting in here for a moment while I turn my gas cylinders on? 545 00:28:29,090 --> 00:28:30,870 Thank you, Your Ladyship, ma 'am. 546 00:28:31,410 --> 00:28:33,570 Help yourself to a drink if you want one. I won't be long. 547 00:28:34,210 --> 00:28:35,210 Thank you, ma 'am. 548 00:28:36,010 --> 00:28:37,010 Gas cylinders? 549 00:28:37,570 --> 00:28:38,570 Welding goggles? 550 00:28:38,670 --> 00:28:41,430 Listen, I hope this ain't some kind of loon you've got me webbed up with. No, 551 00:28:41,450 --> 00:28:42,450 no, no, not a loon, Terry. 552 00:28:42,610 --> 00:28:44,130 A little on the eccentric side, maybe. 553 00:28:44,510 --> 00:28:47,850 Do you see her bleeding daisies? Yeah, but you must realise, the upper class 554 00:28:47,850 --> 00:28:51,630 don't suffer the same inhibitions as your lower orders, do they? I mean, 555 00:28:51,650 --> 00:28:54,290 assurance, poise, it's bred in them, isn't it? It's in the blood. 556 00:28:56,639 --> 00:28:57,880 Nice. Very nice. 557 00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:01,580 Well, let's avail ourselves of our ladyship's hospitality, shall we? 558 00:29:03,060 --> 00:29:05,560 Oh, your original Napoleon, I shouldn't wonder. 559 00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:07,120 You want some? 560 00:29:07,460 --> 00:29:10,760 No, no, thanks. Good boy. No boozing on the job. Very professional. 561 00:29:11,340 --> 00:29:12,380 Very good for the image. 562 00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:15,640 Mmm. 563 00:29:16,740 --> 00:29:18,140 Working with top people here, Terry. 564 00:29:18,620 --> 00:29:20,700 No telling where it might lead if you do a good job. 565 00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:22,520 Old new class of clientele. 566 00:29:23,659 --> 00:29:26,620 Influence and power in high places. Democracy at work, my son. 567 00:29:26,860 --> 00:29:30,020 Do shut up, Arthur. None of your bolshie fanaticism here, my boy. 568 00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:32,180 Bolshie fanaticism, Mr. Daly? 569 00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:33,920 What are you talking about? 570 00:29:34,260 --> 00:29:38,880 Oh, my ladyship, I was just telling my man here, Terence, about the dangers of 571 00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:41,300 leftist lunatics in this great country of ours, ma 'am. 572 00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:42,520 Good God. 573 00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:44,500 You sound like an express editorial. 574 00:29:45,220 --> 00:29:46,220 Thank you, ma 'am. 575 00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:51,180 I must tell you gentlemen straight away that my husband has an overprotective 576 00:29:51,180 --> 00:29:52,180 attitude towards me. 577 00:29:52,430 --> 00:29:55,610 It's totally unwarranted, and I only wish I could persuade him that it's 578 00:29:55,610 --> 00:29:58,890 unnecessary. But I can't. I'm sure he only has your ladyship's interests at 579 00:29:58,890 --> 00:29:59,890 heart, ma 'am. 580 00:30:01,070 --> 00:30:03,050 Were you ever a butler, Mr. Daly? 581 00:30:03,810 --> 00:30:04,970 Butler? Me? 582 00:30:05,490 --> 00:30:06,670 No, I suppose not. 583 00:30:07,250 --> 00:30:09,510 Pity. You seem to have all the requirements. 584 00:30:57,900 --> 00:30:58,900 What do you think, Terry? 585 00:31:00,620 --> 00:31:01,620 It's all right, isn't it? 586 00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:03,160 Well, it's not finished yet. 587 00:31:04,540 --> 00:31:05,800 What, you're going to colour it in like that? 588 00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:07,120 Oh, maybe. 589 00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:08,640 Do you sell them or anything? 590 00:31:09,100 --> 00:31:11,120 Well, if you friends are kind enough to buy a few pieces. 591 00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:14,860 Harry wants to set up an exhibition for me, but I don't think I'm good enough 592 00:31:14,860 --> 00:31:15,860 for that. 593 00:31:16,300 --> 00:31:18,400 No, I do it for relaxation, mainly. 594 00:31:19,660 --> 00:31:20,700 What do you do to relax? 595 00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:23,480 I hit people. 596 00:31:23,900 --> 00:31:24,900 What, really? 597 00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:26,920 Well, I go down to the gym, I work out a bit. 598 00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:28,840 Get rid of the tension? 599 00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:29,880 I suppose so, yeah. 600 00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:31,400 Yes. 601 00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:33,200 I get very tense at times. 602 00:31:34,460 --> 00:31:35,460 Don't we all? 603 00:31:36,580 --> 00:31:38,860 Have you always done this sort of thing? 604 00:31:39,300 --> 00:31:40,300 Looking after people? 605 00:31:41,100 --> 00:31:42,100 Well, mostly, yeah. 606 00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:43,540 There's a lot I can do, really. 607 00:31:44,900 --> 00:31:46,420 What's your relationship with Mr Daly? 608 00:31:47,220 --> 00:31:49,740 Oh, he's just a mate. Well, he gets me a few jobs now and again. 609 00:31:50,220 --> 00:31:51,220 Funny chap. 610 00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:53,840 Like a character from the 50s, almost. 611 00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:56,740 Yeah. I suppose he does live in the past a bit. 612 00:31:57,150 --> 00:31:59,210 No, it's all right. We'll get on well. Like the old couple? 613 00:32:00,330 --> 00:32:01,370 Oh, I don't know about that. 614 00:32:03,090 --> 00:32:06,070 Look, if you're bored and you like exercise, my dog could do with a daily 615 00:32:06,070 --> 00:32:08,710 constitutional. Well, of course, yeah, if you want me to, Lady Thompson. 616 00:32:09,050 --> 00:32:11,050 Maggie? Pardon? Call me Maggie. 617 00:32:11,490 --> 00:32:12,990 No, I couldn't do that. Oh, please. 618 00:32:13,910 --> 00:32:16,550 To tell the truth, I got awfully bored with this sort of ladyship stuff. 619 00:32:18,190 --> 00:32:19,410 Well, all right, then. Maggie? 620 00:32:21,570 --> 00:32:22,570 Arthur's going to love that. 621 00:32:22,970 --> 00:32:25,150 Oh, some of this stuff is rubbish, Stevie. 622 00:32:25,790 --> 00:32:27,030 How do you mean it was dodgy? 623 00:32:27,370 --> 00:32:29,330 Some of the parents are getting the right hump. 624 00:32:29,570 --> 00:32:31,030 One of them chased after me today. 625 00:32:32,110 --> 00:32:34,570 Some of the stuff the kids bring out is brand new. 626 00:32:35,210 --> 00:32:38,410 Here, look at this. Still in the bleeding cellophane wrapper. 627 00:32:38,930 --> 00:32:41,950 No, no, no. That is to protect it from the dust. 628 00:32:42,430 --> 00:32:44,030 Early indoors does it all the time. 629 00:32:44,550 --> 00:32:45,850 Oh, good idea. 630 00:32:46,250 --> 00:32:49,790 No, no, you see, that is what I call quality... Hello. 631 00:32:52,010 --> 00:32:53,010 Got you. 632 00:32:58,320 --> 00:32:59,320 Blimey, Arthur. 633 00:32:59,960 --> 00:33:04,800 I am not a dishonest man, Stevie. This will be returned to its owner intact. 634 00:33:05,500 --> 00:33:08,600 How are you going to do that? I don't know what kid I got it off of. There is 635 00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:10,640 the man's driving licence with his name and address. 636 00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:12,880 I shall post it back to him. 637 00:33:27,630 --> 00:33:28,630 down the bank, Terry? 638 00:33:30,130 --> 00:33:31,250 Keep you busy, I think. 639 00:33:31,590 --> 00:33:32,590 No, not really. 640 00:33:32,890 --> 00:33:33,889 I've got a little care. 641 00:33:33,890 --> 00:33:35,330 Oh, that's why I like to see my son. 642 00:33:35,730 --> 00:33:39,010 You being conscientious about your work, I'm sure her ladyship appreciates it. 643 00:33:40,290 --> 00:33:41,290 Maggie's all right, sounds. 644 00:33:41,510 --> 00:33:44,050 Maggie? I hope you don't call her that to her face. 645 00:33:44,350 --> 00:33:45,490 That's what she wants me to call her. 646 00:33:46,830 --> 00:33:47,950 That don't seem right. 647 00:33:49,090 --> 00:33:51,590 What are you doing here anyway? Oh, I just came to check up. Everything's all 648 00:33:51,590 --> 00:33:52,590 right, is it? 649 00:33:52,650 --> 00:33:53,449 Yeah, great. 650 00:33:53,450 --> 00:33:54,470 Oh, you're right, it's a duddle. 651 00:33:54,750 --> 00:33:55,750 She's terrific, Bird. 652 00:33:56,210 --> 00:33:57,210 Bird? Terry? 653 00:33:57,670 --> 00:34:00,250 Lady ships are not birds. That is definitely out of order. 654 00:34:01,150 --> 00:34:03,370 Had you, um, had you done anything else, has she? 655 00:34:05,890 --> 00:34:07,470 What, a lady ship? No, not that. 656 00:34:07,750 --> 00:34:09,630 Work. No, not really, no. 657 00:34:10,250 --> 00:34:12,489 I've got to shoot. We're going shopping this afternoon. See you later. 658 00:34:12,690 --> 00:34:13,690 Oh. 659 00:35:01,390 --> 00:35:04,250 You don't really expect us to believe there's a cotton ball door under you, 660 00:35:04,290 --> 00:35:07,190 Terry? I'm telling you the truth, Mr Chisholm. Honestly. 661 00:35:07,550 --> 00:35:08,610 Lady Margaret Thompson? 662 00:35:09,250 --> 00:35:10,270 The magistrate? 663 00:35:10,610 --> 00:35:13,650 Yeah, I've been minding her for a few days, haven't I? That's how I earn a 664 00:35:13,650 --> 00:35:18,150 living. Hubs and mugs is all you mind, Terry. Not highly respected citizens 665 00:35:18,150 --> 00:35:19,150 Lady Margaret Thompson. 666 00:35:21,050 --> 00:35:22,050 Hello, darling. 667 00:35:22,150 --> 00:35:23,150 Had a good day? 668 00:35:25,050 --> 00:35:26,050 Darling? 669 00:35:27,110 --> 00:35:28,710 Who's the young man that's supposed to be here? 670 00:35:30,580 --> 00:35:31,660 Young man, darling. 671 00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:41,540 Hello, yes? Is that Mr Thompson? 672 00:35:41,780 --> 00:35:44,560 Speaking. I have Detective Sergeant Chisholm for you. Detective Sergeant 673 00:35:44,740 --> 00:35:46,640 Chisholm. Is Lady Margaret there, please? 674 00:35:48,020 --> 00:35:49,020 Yes, she is. 675 00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:50,500 What do you think we are, idiots? 676 00:35:51,180 --> 00:35:53,920 She's never heard of you, and neither has her husband. 677 00:35:54,380 --> 00:35:55,380 What about flying? 678 00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:56,480 You ask Arthur. 679 00:35:56,520 --> 00:35:57,780 Oh, Arthur Daly. 680 00:35:58,000 --> 00:35:59,260 Yeah, he got me a bleeding job. 681 00:36:00,430 --> 00:36:03,470 Listen, she asked me to look after the bag while she went for a walk round, 682 00:36:03,590 --> 00:36:04,850 right? Buying things. 683 00:36:05,330 --> 00:36:07,110 Well, I suppose she was buying things. 684 00:36:07,690 --> 00:36:10,470 Then suddenly she wasn't there. I thought I caught a glimpse of her and 685 00:36:10,470 --> 00:36:11,470 when I followed her out. 686 00:36:11,610 --> 00:36:12,610 Well, it's the truth. 687 00:36:13,470 --> 00:36:16,550 Did you at any time see him in the company of another person, Mr Connors? 688 00:36:17,050 --> 00:36:18,050 Not for a moment. 689 00:36:18,130 --> 00:36:20,510 And was he or was he not acting suspiciously? 690 00:36:20,870 --> 00:36:23,950 Extremely so. Ah, do leave off. Which is, of course, why I apprehended him. 691 00:36:24,630 --> 00:36:25,790 I'm not often wrong, Sergeant. 692 00:36:26,130 --> 00:36:27,790 I've been in this business a long time. 693 00:36:28,430 --> 00:36:29,430 And there's the evidence. 694 00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:31,020 Well, there you are, Terry. 695 00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:32,360 Caught in the act. 696 00:36:32,700 --> 00:36:33,700 Clacked. 697 00:36:33,980 --> 00:36:37,720 And this time, a concocted alibi isn't going to get you out of it. 698 00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:40,780 This is the busiest part of the week for me. 699 00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:43,120 It's a lot of stuff. 700 00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:45,960 Something cost me money. 701 00:36:46,980 --> 00:36:49,740 I really don't see the necessity of you dragging me down here. 702 00:36:50,380 --> 00:36:52,080 I've told you all I know. 703 00:36:56,540 --> 00:36:57,960 Of course I'm damn well worried. 704 00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:01,840 Yes. Oh, she'll have to stay in, of course. 705 00:37:02,100 --> 00:37:03,300 Yes, Doctor, I think she should. 706 00:37:03,580 --> 00:37:05,980 I'm sorry, Terry. I would help you if I could. You know that. 707 00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:08,900 I don't know how you came to think up such a story. 708 00:37:09,660 --> 00:37:12,580 Is that knock on the head you had the other day? 709 00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:14,780 What knock? What knock? 710 00:37:15,100 --> 00:37:16,100 You don't even remember. 711 00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:19,420 He should be in hospital. He's sick, Mr Chisholm. He shouldn't be dubbed up 712 00:37:19,420 --> 00:37:21,640 here. Arthur, he should be in the nick. 713 00:37:22,060 --> 00:37:25,560 That's where he's going to be very shortly. Will you tell him? No, no, no. 714 00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:27,960 upset yourself, Terry. Now, calm down. I will take care of everything. 715 00:37:28,620 --> 00:37:30,920 Psychiatrist, best medical attention, stand on me. 716 00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:34,060 Now, how about a nice drop of bail for the boy, Mr Chisholm? 717 00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:36,480 Always one for the little joke, weren't you, Arthur? 718 00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:39,300 You let me down badly, Arthur. 719 00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:42,460 How can you say that? I am the cruel victim of a whim of fate. 720 00:37:42,720 --> 00:37:44,940 The best laid plan of mouse and man, Harry. 721 00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:46,640 He should have stayed with her. 722 00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:50,560 Look, I could have supported Terry's story. I could have told the police the 723 00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:51,560 truth, but I didn't. 724 00:37:51,900 --> 00:37:54,100 I kept you out of it. A lot of bloody good that will do. 725 00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:58,680 If that idiot gets up in court and tells his story, the damage will be done. 726 00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:02,260 Whether they believe the story or not. Can't you have a word with our ladyship? 727 00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:04,800 Arthur, I have told you it is a sickness with her. 728 00:38:05,860 --> 00:38:07,240 She doesn't know she's doing it. 729 00:38:07,740 --> 00:38:09,720 At least she won't acknowledge the fact that she does. 730 00:38:10,700 --> 00:38:12,000 Maybe she doesn't, I don't know. 731 00:38:12,320 --> 00:38:16,500 The thing is, you did tell him, didn't you? 732 00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:20,220 Tell him? That idiot minder of yours, you did tell him about Lady Margaret's 733 00:38:20,220 --> 00:38:22,760 sickness. Yeah, yeah, sort of. What do you mean, sort of? 734 00:38:23,020 --> 00:38:24,860 Well, I said stick with her at all times. 735 00:38:25,260 --> 00:38:28,840 God almighty, you haven't told him. No, no, look, Terry is a very funny lad. If 736 00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:30,860 he thinks anything is slightly illegal... God almighty. 737 00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:34,320 But look, if he'd seen anything happening, he'd have done something 738 00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:36,540 wouldn't he? To protect himself. I mean, that stands to reason. 739 00:38:36,860 --> 00:38:38,060 That's the bloody point of the exercise. 740 00:38:38,580 --> 00:38:40,540 If you didn't explain to him, how would he know what to do? 741 00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:43,640 Lady Margaret's very clever at this sort of thing, you know. No, look, perhaps, 742 00:38:43,900 --> 00:38:48,060 just perhaps, I have made a slight tactical error. But there is no reason 743 00:38:48,060 --> 00:38:49,080 shouldn't sort things out. 744 00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:50,680 and save ourselves aggravation. 745 00:38:50,900 --> 00:38:54,000 We are both resourceful men. You know lots of influential people. 746 00:38:54,580 --> 00:38:56,340 Someone high up in the local constabulary. 747 00:38:56,740 --> 00:38:58,180 Word to the wise, that sort of thing. 748 00:38:59,260 --> 00:39:00,720 What was the sense in bringing you? 749 00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:03,200 Oh, be reasonable, Harry. I can't leave Terry in it. 750 00:39:11,420 --> 00:39:12,420 Harry? 751 00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:13,760 Wait for me, Harry. 752 00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:24,920 Oh, can I help you, Gav? 753 00:39:26,340 --> 00:39:29,800 Oh, that's your suit, is it? The kid gave it to me. I gave him a goldfish for 754 00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:30,800 it. 755 00:39:33,380 --> 00:39:35,820 Well, what can I do? I mean, what can I do? 756 00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:39,100 Well, you give evidence on his behalf and say what really happened. No, 757 00:39:39,100 --> 00:39:41,840 going to take my word or Terry's against that of the aristocracy, are they? 758 00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:44,640 You can rely on me for moral support, Arthur. You. 759 00:39:45,390 --> 00:39:47,990 If it hadn't been for you conning Terry with that motor, at least I'd have 760 00:39:47,990 --> 00:39:49,730 managed to get Chisholm to let him have a bit of bail. 761 00:39:49,970 --> 00:39:53,530 Be fair, Arthur. It was me that was conned. Yeah, Terry who's dropped in a 762 00:39:53,530 --> 00:39:54,530 by both of you. 763 00:39:55,410 --> 00:40:00,010 I don't know. You do your best to try and help people and... Oh, my good God. 764 00:40:00,350 --> 00:40:01,350 What's happened to you? 765 00:40:01,490 --> 00:40:02,490 What do you think? 766 00:40:03,190 --> 00:40:04,750 He's looking me a right hand at, isn't he? 767 00:40:06,010 --> 00:40:07,350 Bleeding goldfish. 768 00:40:09,350 --> 00:40:10,350 Listen, I'm innocent. 769 00:40:10,670 --> 00:40:13,470 There is no way I'm going to plead guilty for something I didn't do. 770 00:40:13,950 --> 00:40:15,470 I don't see you've got much choice, Terry. 771 00:40:15,770 --> 00:40:16,910 Oh, do leave it out. 772 00:40:17,250 --> 00:40:20,950 I mean, you know I didn't do it. All I know is that you and your fellow 773 00:40:20,950 --> 00:40:24,710 conspirator here have given me a story that's going to be laughed at a call. 774 00:40:25,870 --> 00:40:27,810 Conspirator? I demand to speak to my lawyer. 775 00:40:28,030 --> 00:40:31,450 Shut it, Arthur, will you? This is a gross breach of human rights and a 776 00:40:31,450 --> 00:40:33,070 diabolical abuse of police power. 777 00:40:33,290 --> 00:40:34,750 I wish to make a formal protest. 778 00:40:35,170 --> 00:40:37,010 Arthur, I'll tell you this once only. 779 00:40:37,890 --> 00:40:41,090 You are only walking free because I give you licence. 780 00:40:42,140 --> 00:40:45,620 I only put up with you because I'm too busy trying to capture real villains and 781 00:40:45,620 --> 00:40:47,520 can't be pissed about with a bit of petty. 782 00:40:48,140 --> 00:40:50,340 You want to make a formal complaint, that's fine with me. 783 00:40:51,140 --> 00:40:54,460 It'd be no problem to get a warrant and take a look at the goods and chattels 784 00:40:54,460 --> 00:40:57,180 you've got tucked away in that lock -up of yours. Take my meaning. 785 00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:01,360 But do something. I'm being fitted up here, aren't I? 786 00:41:02,220 --> 00:41:05,560 I mean, you know Thompson. You can prove it. He's right, Mr Chisholm. 787 00:41:05,860 --> 00:41:08,520 Mr Thompson's never heard of you. Never heard of... 788 00:41:08,830 --> 00:41:11,650 Look, we grew up in the same street. I played golf with a man. 789 00:41:11,910 --> 00:41:13,990 I don't care if you claim to sleep with him, Arthur. 790 00:41:14,470 --> 00:41:16,930 When it comes to your word against his, there's no contest. 791 00:41:17,330 --> 00:41:22,070 Listen, I can subpoena him and his wife, get them in court under oath. They'll 792 00:41:22,070 --> 00:41:24,270 have to tell the truth. Such touching faith. 793 00:41:24,830 --> 00:41:28,030 Well, I know their house. I can describe it. I mean, that proves I know them, 794 00:41:28,030 --> 00:41:29,170 doesn't it? Oh, that's interesting. 795 00:41:29,390 --> 00:41:30,950 They were burgled a couple of months ago. 796 00:41:31,630 --> 00:41:33,810 Oh, do leave it out. You're not sticking that on me at all. 797 00:41:34,450 --> 00:41:37,010 I'm just trying to point out the facts of life to you, Terry. 798 00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:42,340 In case I'm not getting through to you, it goes something like this. 799 00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:48,140 Lady Margaret is not only a magistrate, she's a well -respected and liked member 800 00:41:48,140 --> 00:41:51,820 of the community, well -known for her various good works in the field of 801 00:41:51,820 --> 00:41:52,820 charity. 802 00:41:53,260 --> 00:41:57,360 You, Terry, are a nobody, a nobody with form at that. 803 00:41:57,780 --> 00:42:01,720 Me, I'm just a hard -working cop who likes to get through the day with the 804 00:42:01,720 --> 00:42:06,260 aggravation, which means I don't want to spend time doing unnecessary paperwork, 805 00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:08,400 calling unnecessary witnesses. 806 00:42:09,020 --> 00:42:12,660 and wasting hours in court on what is a cut and dried case. 807 00:42:13,060 --> 00:42:16,700 Now, you may or may not be innocent, but frankly, I don't care. 808 00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:20,680 Because you, and you, Arthur, are well overdue for a warning. 809 00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:21,920 Take my meaning? 810 00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:27,040 Listen, hold on. Why don't you take me to see the lady, eh? Let him confront 811 00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:29,900 her. I mean, I don't understand it. She seems so nice. 812 00:42:30,540 --> 00:42:31,920 Can't do, I'm afraid, Terry. 813 00:42:32,340 --> 00:42:34,580 Seems she's had some sort of nervous breakdown. 814 00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:37,200 Mr Thompson has her in a private sanatorium. 815 00:42:37,900 --> 00:42:40,760 Where she is incommunicado to the likes of you and me. 816 00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:42,440 God, this is ridiculous. 817 00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:46,180 Well, not really. You could look on it as a bit of a result. 818 00:42:46,660 --> 00:42:49,820 I mean, that Kentish town blag's still on the cards, isn't it? 819 00:42:50,780 --> 00:42:55,940 The thing is, I can't drop this oisting charge because the storm won't oppress 820 00:42:55,940 --> 00:42:57,640 it. And there's no out from that. 821 00:42:59,020 --> 00:43:00,080 So I'll tell you what I'll do. 822 00:43:01,060 --> 00:43:03,760 You cop a plea and I'll try and make it easy for you. 823 00:43:04,080 --> 00:43:06,880 Leave out some of your past form and the verbals. 824 00:43:07,340 --> 00:43:08,780 So you've been cooperative, what have you? 825 00:43:09,100 --> 00:43:10,100 It's the best I can do. 826 00:43:10,660 --> 00:43:11,860 It's terrific in here. 827 00:43:12,220 --> 00:43:16,080 Every cloud has its silver lining, Terry. At least it means I can 828 00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:18,620 into the box on your behalf as a character witness. 829 00:43:20,720 --> 00:43:24,140 I swear by almighty God, the evidence I shall give shall be the truth, the whole 830 00:43:24,140 --> 00:43:26,040 truth, and nothing but the truth. Stand on me. 831 00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:32,960 Mr. Daly, I mean, would you please tell the court your name, address, and 832 00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:33,960 occupation? 833 00:43:34,140 --> 00:43:35,140 My worship. 834 00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:37,180 My name is Arthur Edward Daly. 835 00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:39,740 I reside at 18 Arcadia Avenue. 836 00:43:40,240 --> 00:43:43,240 That is the upmarket end of West 14, you understand. 837 00:43:43,980 --> 00:43:46,820 I am what you might call a successful businessman and entrepreneur. 838 00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:48,780 You know, imports, exports, that sort of thing. 839 00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:51,580 I also have connections in the world of show business. 840 00:43:51,940 --> 00:43:54,200 And how long have you known my client, Mr McCann? 841 00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:56,120 Oh, must be knocking on seven years. 842 00:43:56,340 --> 00:43:59,060 And would you say that you got to know him well at that time? 843 00:43:59,420 --> 00:44:04,480 Terry, oh, that is Mr McCann, has become a very reliable worker. 844 00:44:05,160 --> 00:44:08,660 And yes, I like to think a friend in the time I have known him. 845 00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:12,780 I think I can in all honesty say I know the boy very well. Would you say he was 846 00:44:12,780 --> 00:44:14,960 basically an honest and trustworthy person? 847 00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:17,140 Without hesitation. 848 00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:20,880 That isn't what his record shows, Mr. Daly. 849 00:44:21,720 --> 00:44:25,540 Cannot a man ever be forgiven the mistakes of an immature past? 850 00:44:26,460 --> 00:44:29,340 Cannot he ever throw off the tackles of that tyrant vice? 851 00:44:29,840 --> 00:44:31,640 Must he forever stand condemned? 852 00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:37,020 Now, I wonder if you could tell his worship in very general terms, you 853 00:44:37,020 --> 00:44:41,420 understand, something more substantial about Mr. McCann's character and 854 00:44:41,420 --> 00:44:42,420 background. 855 00:44:43,060 --> 00:44:46,120 Terence McCann is one of life's orphans, my lordship. 856 00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:47,520 Orphan, Mr. Daly? 857 00:44:48,420 --> 00:44:51,000 I understand he lived with his parents. 858 00:44:51,260 --> 00:44:55,500 No, no, no, no, no, no. I meant one of life's spiritual orphans, your lordship. 859 00:44:55,980 --> 00:44:59,420 I have not as yet aspired to the high court, Mr. Daly. 860 00:44:59,820 --> 00:45:00,820 Your worship. 861 00:45:01,180 --> 00:45:02,640 is the correct form of grace. 862 00:45:02,900 --> 00:45:03,900 Of course, Your Worship. 863 00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:05,160 May I continue? 864 00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:06,920 If you must. 865 00:45:08,240 --> 00:45:13,940 When young Terence fell under what I might call my protective wing, he was a 866 00:45:13,940 --> 00:45:18,280 young soul in torment with remorse and guilt for his unbalanced past. 867 00:45:18,620 --> 00:45:21,360 He was searching for a meaning in life, a direction. 868 00:45:22,500 --> 00:45:27,060 I like to think, in my own modest way, that I gave him that meaning, I gave him 869 00:45:27,060 --> 00:45:28,038 that direction. 870 00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:31,540 It wasn't easy. No, no, no, no, no. I will readily admit there were times when 871 00:45:31,540 --> 00:45:32,540 the going was tough. 872 00:45:32,640 --> 00:45:35,400 But I recognised the dangers of a recidivist nature. 873 00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:36,860 And I won through. 874 00:45:37,500 --> 00:45:40,060 Yes, I won through. Terry's ruckus of Arthur's a friend. And why? 875 00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:45,540 Repairable daughter. I gave him trust and he respected me for it and became 876 00:45:45,540 --> 00:45:46,840 trustworthy in return. 877 00:45:48,060 --> 00:45:50,600 That boy is as honest as the day is long. 878 00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:56,600 He sits there, a pitiful victim of an aberration brought about temporarily by 879 00:45:56,600 --> 00:45:57,600 bloat and a head. 880 00:45:57,660 --> 00:45:58,660 A cruel accident. 881 00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:01,100 Is he to be martyred for that? 882 00:46:01,940 --> 00:46:03,680 And he doesn't smoke, either. 883 00:46:04,460 --> 00:46:09,080 Yes, well, thank you, Mr. Bailey. Not at all, Your Worship. 884 00:46:10,080 --> 00:46:11,280 Well, you may step down. 885 00:46:11,880 --> 00:46:12,880 Thank you, Your Lordship. 886 00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:25,400 Terence, the cat. 887 00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:27,640 Will you please stand up? 888 00:46:28,500 --> 00:46:29,600 Stand up, please. 889 00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:36,940 Terence McCann, you have pleaded guilty to an offence which is unfortunately 890 00:46:36,940 --> 00:46:39,240 becoming all too common these days. 891 00:46:39,780 --> 00:46:44,480 Day after day, people like yourself troop through this courtroom offering up 892 00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:47,600 feeble excuses for their greed and irresponsibility. 893 00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:52,280 In your case, we've been told this is due to a blow on the head. 894 00:46:53,230 --> 00:46:57,190 But there has been no medical evidence brought forward to support such a claim. 895 00:46:58,270 --> 00:47:00,330 Theft is theft, McCann. 896 00:47:01,070 --> 00:47:04,650 And the shopkeepers of this country deserve to be protected from thieves. 897 00:47:05,750 --> 00:47:10,150 The therefore defendant to this court is six months imprisonment. 898 00:47:15,010 --> 00:47:19,870 However, as you have kept out of trouble for some time, 899 00:47:20,570 --> 00:47:25,990 It will be suspended for two years, that is to say, if you commit any offence 900 00:47:25,990 --> 00:47:31,810 within the next two years, you will almost certainly have to serve this 901 00:47:31,810 --> 00:47:32,810 for six months. 902 00:47:34,110 --> 00:47:37,130 So go away and keep out of trouble. 903 00:47:38,130 --> 00:47:39,130 Yes, sir. 904 00:47:41,010 --> 00:47:42,470 Thank you, Mr Chisholm. 905 00:47:48,029 --> 00:47:49,330 What did I tell you? 906 00:47:49,550 --> 00:47:53,230 Suspended sentence, not even a fine. That's as good as getting slung, Terry. 907 00:47:53,230 --> 00:47:55,910 told you you could rely on... Don't say another word, all right? Or I'm liable 908 00:47:55,910 --> 00:47:58,750 to forget how you saved me from myself all these years. Terry! 909 00:47:58,990 --> 00:48:01,510 How could you? After all I said in there on your behalf. 910 00:48:01,830 --> 00:48:04,550 Look, look, you owe your freedom to me, mate. No mistake about that. 911 00:48:04,790 --> 00:48:05,790 You saw his worship? 912 00:48:06,550 --> 00:48:09,690 Impressed? Impressed? It was bleeding humiliating. Who do you think you were 913 00:48:09,690 --> 00:48:12,370 there, Hamlet? Well, I thought Arthur spoke up very well. 914 00:48:12,670 --> 00:48:13,850 He did you a right turn. 915 00:48:14,410 --> 00:48:15,870 Gave him a right turn, more like. 916 00:48:16,110 --> 00:48:17,110 Now listen, you two. 917 00:48:17,310 --> 00:48:20,330 I've got a conviction for theft down to you, right? So if you think I'm going to 918 00:48:20,330 --> 00:48:22,410 be grateful for any help you may have given me, forget it. 919 00:48:22,930 --> 00:48:24,830 And as for you, in the future, leave me alone. 920 00:48:28,710 --> 00:48:29,710 Now, Terry, look. 921 00:48:30,710 --> 00:48:32,490 No, no, no, just forget about it. 922 00:48:32,730 --> 00:48:33,669 It's all over. 923 00:48:33,670 --> 00:48:35,670 What we've got to think about now is getting you a bit of work. 924 00:48:35,970 --> 00:48:38,490 I didn't tell you about my scheme for the goldfish, did I? 925 00:48:39,570 --> 00:48:42,610 Stevie Taylor had a go at it, but he was no good. He's the wrong type, you know 926 00:48:42,610 --> 00:48:43,610 what I mean? 927 00:48:44,430 --> 00:48:45,430 Terry? 928 00:48:45,750 --> 00:48:46,750 Terry! 929 00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:10,600 situation. 930 00:49:13,820 --> 00:49:18,100 Right people, right time, just the wrong location. 931 00:49:21,840 --> 00:49:24,280 I've got a good idea. 932 00:49:24,700 --> 00:49:30,660 If you keep me near, I'll be so good for you. 933 00:49:32,900 --> 00:49:34,140 I'm gonna help you.